Archive | March, 2008

PARKING SPACES….

31. March 2008

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Hello, “Onecowgirl” – I love the fact that in cyberspace you can have somebody who’s just herded a whole posse of horses (or herd of sheep – or whatever the collective nown is for a group of country animals). We don’t have any animals left in London and I don’t really know anyone who actually has very much to do with animals except for the gardener who rescued me the other night who is “lambing” this weekend – which sounds like something you might do on Clapham Common after dark (possibly involving cotton wool) ….anyway, thanks for dropping in and bothering to leave a comment, but i have to say, I don’t feel a whole lot better…you say “hang in there” and suggest that I try speed dating as “you never know”, but then quote your mother – who is harsh, but sadly right, who says, ” as you get older, men are like parking spaces, they’re either taken or disabled”. That is so true. It’s rubbish.

WLTM

31. March 2008

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A friend has asked me whether I would go with her on a Speed Dating evening. I don’t want to. Neither do I want to join a dating agency and just to prove my point I have just briefly glanced over the personal ads in my paper today. They are a nightmare. No doubt full [...]

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SLEEP DEPRIVATION

31. March 2008

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I have warned my children to look out for the following symptoms: visual, auditory and tactile sensory disorders; vivid hallucinations, inability to concentrate; withdrawal; disorientation of self, time and place; lapses of attention; increased heart rate and stress hormones in the blood and the onset of psychosis. I have sleep deprivation and it is mostly [...]

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SAD ORCHID FACES

30. March 2008

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Oh no! Now they’re all miserable…

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SAD ORCHID….

29. March 2008

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Oh no, now I’ve got two little sad faces….

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HIBISCUS

28. March 2008

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My hibiscus now has piles and some sort of strange fungal growth on it’s tongue….

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"I’LL THINK ABOUT IT"…

28. March 2008

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I had a text from my ex husband this morning asking whether our 7 year old would like to stay the night at his house tonight..even though it was not his weekend. I asked my 7 year old whether he wanted to stay with his dad…”Umm I’ll think about it” he said. Shortly followed by [...]

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