Family Affairs

Oh and here’s another sign…..

Yesterday a car was parked literally outside my house that I thought I recognised. It looked just like the car my friend had owned and loved who has moved to Australia. I helped her sell it to a second hand dealer who lives nowhere near us, over 6 months ago. I texted her after I saw it and she has confirmed that it is indeed her old car. What is it doing outside my house? She said “pleased to see my car has a built in homing device”.

Wonder what that sign could mean. I now need to find out who owns it – hopefully a tall, dark, handsome, single (but not weirdly single for way too long), no kids or older kids, some hair (on head mostly), acceptable shoes, shirt not tucked in, own teeth, no major complicated mad ex wives and/or girlfriends, reasonably intelligent with a job of sorts that brings in at little bit of money so that he can afford to pay for own food, flights, cars etc because would have to like travelling and fine dining (although doesn’t have to be that expensive fine dining and preferably not interested in fishing or cricket – rugby OK as long as not hideously injured from playing as a schoolboy, football OK as long as not still thinking acceptable to play in 40’s or over-passionate addiction to dodgy team. I know I mentioned anybody called Colin, but not a good name, so changed my mind.

Of course, it’s a girl’s car so none of the above will not apply at all.