DELINQUENT CHILDREN

Thu, Mar 4, 2010

BLOG, KIDS

I made my daughter write my 9 year old an apology letter this morning. I have just come back from school drops offs and re-read it. I officially have delinquent children.

You would be forgiven for thinking that I am referring to a three year old child and being surprised that a toddler could write so well:-

“Sorry for biting you!!! I feel awful – hope it’s not a huge bruise. See ya later!!!”.

How bad is that??? (sorry, caught excessive exclamation mark bug from daughter hopefully temporarily). SHE’S 14!!! She’s not allowed to bite people. He’s actually got a set of teeth mark on his arm. He sat in the bath crying last night and admiring his bite mark and said “imagine if she still had her braces on – she’d have bitten a lump of flesh out” and said, “well at least it’s a perfect set of teeth marks – not like if I’d bitten you – would have been all wonky” – which at least stopped him from crying for a minute. They got into a fight. It was all about her phone. Frankly I think she would kill for that phone. It’s not at all healthy having such an obsession with a phone (am trying not to imagine biting any of my children if they tried to take my new iphone away from me).

Time to confiscate phone….

5 Responses to “DELINQUENT CHILDREN”

  1. Brighton Mum-Teenage Angst Says:

    Confiscating the phone..now that sounds like a plan! I did that to TD once, it worked! Unfortunately most of them are obsessed with them now. Oh, your poor little son :(

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  2. Jon Storey Says:

    You sound surprised to discover that you have a delinquent child. In my short experience, all children are congenitally delinquent….

    …….. but still eminently loveable!

    Phone confiscation seems a bit ‘below the belt’, go for it!

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  3. Heather Says:

    she bit him! oh boy! but then if someone took my phone from me…umm, she may have a point!

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  4. Expat Mum Says:

    Biting! You can get kicked out of nursery school for that!

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