Just got text from friend saying “daughter has nits, check yrs”. This would be the daughter that has been sleeping at my house all week in various different beds, infesting about 25 pillows. Bollocks. I hate lice. I thought we’d been through that smelly phase.
Not only that, but I’m going to France with my parents tomorrow and last time I was in France with my parents, my children had cockroach sized lice living on their head. I may have mentioned this before but I had to text a friend in the UK and say “whats french for lice?” “Not sure, but try langoustine”. Ha ha. Then another text 2 minutes later saying “it’s poo”
I had to go into a french pharmacist and say, in manner of crap English person who hasn’t got a clue – “avez vous any shampoin pour les poux dans mes enfants cheveaux (I was slightly worried that what I had in fact just said was that my children have horse poo in their hair?).
April 5th, 2008 at 6:28 am
Do not be fooled into buying the new all-singing, all-dancing £11 Lyclear spray. It’s just as useless as everything else.
Although it does have a rather pleasant aniseed smell. The Football Fanatic came home and thought we’d all been partying on sambuca.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
This takes me back to the 4th grade. The teacher was examining heads and she brought all of the other kids over to see my head as the lice example. I don’t even know if MORTIFIED expresses my feelings clearly enough.
April 6th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
You can safely and effectively kill lice with salt water or a sauna – learn how to kill lice without killing yourself or the earth……
Pediculicide POISONS do not remove nits and are dangerous. Among the reactions to poison shampoo or lice “treatments” are seizures, mental retardation, many different allergies and respiratory problems, strange tingling, burning, itching, attention deficit disorders, brain tumors, leukemia, cancer and death.
I have used a sauna and/or salt water to safely and effectiely kill lice (but the nits remain).
I have also used ½ oz. of Safe Solutions, Inc. Lice R Gone® Enzyme Shampoo and/or their Enzyme Cleaner with Peppermint per shampoo-type application to safely remove both lice and nits.
Read how to safely control all pests at http://www.thebestcpontrol2.com