I’m going to give you a little nudge about the competition I’m running at the moment because there aren’t nearly enough entries and whilst I’ve already got some good answers, I could do with some more. Anyway, I want to win. So much so I’ve had to decline the invitation to do a swimwear photoshoot – OK, the reason I can’t do it is because I can’t get cover for the class that I teach but WHAT was I thinking of? It’s bush city with the feet of a hobbit. Not good. Posing in swimwear??? Good grief. Not a chance. Unless they have a highly skilled airbrusher that can rub out everything but my eyelash extensions – they’re looking pretty good – although they are so long I keep getting twigs and leaves and bits of food stuck in them.
The spa treatment my friend who runs Lavish is offering is worth £150 and the great thing is you don’t have to live near any particular salon to take it. The voucher is accepted at over 40 locations nationwide. Give it to a friend. Your mum. Anyone. Just bloody enter. It’s not very difficult.
The Beachy Queen gift package from Lavish includes:-
- Full leg wax
- Bikini line wax
- Eyebrow shape
- Eyelash tint
- Mini manicure
- Mini pedicure
Click on this link to check it all out: – Beachy Queen Pamper Experience
If you want to enter the competition all you have to do is send me your answer to the following question:-
“I think I deserve the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience more than all my friends and family because…..”
Good luck.
May 19th, 2010 at 10:50 am
I think my mum deserves the the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience voucher (more than me because I don’t live in the UK) because her man left her after 23 years together and 10 years of marriage, but still hasn’t moved out.
May 19th, 2010 at 10:54 am
OH NO your poor mum. OK she’s in the lead…..Lx
May 24th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
I think I deserve the Beachy Queen Pamper experience because after recovering from knee surgery in March I fell down a rabbit hole last week and dislocated my ankle. Sadly my 3 gorgeous children and my husband 300 miles away can’t be much help, and a day of self-indulgent pampering would be just what the Dr ordered!
May 19th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I think I deserve the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience voucher because my Plastic Surgeon fainted on sight…..!
Ok, I nominate The Children’s Mother because she has to put up with me, three teenagers, two dogs, three horses, 200 school children and a noxious headmistress. EVERY DAY!!
May 19th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
She’s a teacher? Good for her. What a nightmare. Lx
May 19th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I think I deserve the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience because even after reading all your blogs about how hairy, fat, wrinkly and unattractive you think your body is I can categorically tell you mine is worse!!!!So you know I need help!!
May 19th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
Hooray!! Finally I’ve enticed you to leave a comment! Very pleased about that Lxx
May 19th, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I think I deserve the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience voucher because I need a body overhaul desperately…but I think Eclipse’s mum may need it a bit more than me. x
May 24th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Ouch. Eclipse’s mum deserves a medal as well as an award.
However, in for a penny, I deserve the BQPE voucher almost as much as she does because in three years of marriage I’ve been to more funerals than I have holidays. Now the future is just starting to look brighter and it would be good if my bits did too.
May 24th, 2010 at 5:42 pm
I think my mum deserves the Beachy Queen Pamper Experience because she is like super woman! She has nursed her husband through cancer, had her father in law staying at home with her while she nursed him through cancer until it unfortunately took his life. She helped me no end when I became pregnant almost 10 years ago as a 19 year old and my then boyfriend left me, even looking after my daughter with 2 broken legs and in a wheelchair when I had to go back to work when she was three months old! These days she is constantly rushed off her feet looking after my 90 year old nan and grandad who have health problems of their own while making sure my sister and her kids (as well as my daughter and I) are all ok, all after having a hip replacement, carpel tunnel syndrome and achilees heel! The woman is a legend!
May 24th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
My beautiful daughter deserves this because she is clever, feisty, takes no s..t from anyone, is a loving Mum and wife, and, above all, is a swimsuit model! Beat that!
June 23rd, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Pretty good post about spas. I just stumbled upon your blog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed reading your blog posts.
June 23rd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Thank you Lx
July 8th, 2011 at 12:56 pm
I deserve the pamper package more than my friends because with a 22 month and 6 month old baby running me ragged I sm seriously in danger of “letting myself go”. I need to feel luke the old me again I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be fuzz free snd beautified – help!!
July 8th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Sorry, a bit late! Lx