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DIVORCE SUPPORT

Saturday, August 6, 2011

I have noticed that there seems to be a distinct lack of relevant support for me online regarding issues relevant to be divorced. It’s not a major problem – I have relied on my friends and family (and of course the expense of a lawyer) but it would be good to know that there are [...]

DIVORCE & HOLIDAYS

Saturday, August 6, 2011

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My children have gone away on holiday with their father for a week now and the house is eerily quiet. It doesn’t really ever get easier letting them go and having that pang of jealousy for all the stuff you won’t be sharing with them, but I am learning how to manage it all a [...]

OVER AND OUT (JUST FOR A MINUTE)

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

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I am having a moment. Another one. My blog, or more specifically my writing, is still under fire and I've been told to think very carefully about my obsession with divorce and the damage it is doing to my children. To be honest, I don't believe I have to think too hard about that - I have already given it much thought. I write a blog about my life, which happens to be about a single divorced parent and all that goes with it and I don't believe that constitutes an obsession. Neither do I think my children are being damaged. However, the constant criticism is exhausting me. So I am going to do exactly what I've been asked to do, take the advice and go away to think about it for a minute. Anyway, it's probably a good thing to have a bit of a break. It can be tiring this bloody blogging and sometimes it can get in the way of other things. The blog (which I love most of the time) has in itself frustrated me of late, not only because of the complicated personal stuff I can't write about but because I get more invites to advertise and review things and I just don't know what to do about it all. Take for example yesterday. I had over 1000 hits on my blog - this happens quite regularly these days and can depend not only on the subject matter but on what day of the week it is - Monday is the day that most people check in and catch up. That level of hits is WAY more than I used to get when I started and yet, at the moment, I get barely any comments. I am supposed to understand social media these days. I even give talks on the subject now, but there still seems to be no concrete answers about what does and does not succeed and to be honest I am as puzzled as the next person about what the secret is. Perhaps there isn't one. Perhaps it's just luck or timing. Perhaps I am supposed to add more links and advertise and tweet more and start my Facebook page and promote everything more but it's all so very confusing and yes, I'll get more hits, but to be honest I'd take the comments any day. Anyway, I have to keep reminding myself that I started my blog as a hobby and as a cheap form of counselling - the fact that I'm having to be counselled about my blog is quite funny really (in a scary strange sort of way). So if there is anyone reading this out there who has not accidentally popped in and has managed to read this far, perhaps you could share your thoughts on my social media conundrum. How do you compose the perfect tweet? Is there such a thing? The one that gets re-tweeted over and over again? Apparently 90% of tweets are never retweeted and just get lost in the mass. Does having millions of followers mean that your tweet gets noticed more? I have been told that I can pay to have new Twitter followers - what is the point of that? They wouldn't be interested in anything I write because it is not relevant, although I do know that there are competitions going amongst the rich and famous to get more followers than the next one - is that healthy? Or relevant to advertisers? According to some new social media research it doesn't necessarily relate into selling products or being a brand influencer because it's difficult to know who you are talking to most of the time. Gwyneth Paltrow is on to a good thing. She is obviously already hugely well known and people are fascinated in her life and happy to buy into it. She is slowly but surely turning herself into a brand for life. She's got a website and is spreading her areas of interest into food, makeup, lifestyle stuff. Good plan. But the only problem is you have to be as famous as her in order to do it. These days I get emails about all sorts of things. I have become an expert in "Labyrinthitis" due to the fact that sufferers have googled the problem, found my post and then contacted me. The posts that gets the most hits are random ones I've written about big bums, hairy nipples and willies. I get emails saying "I love your blog, but you would have many more hits if you link to our porn website". Don't tempt me. Perhaps that should be my new way forward. I have put a test post below this one. I guarantee that post will bring in more hits. What about advertising on blogs? Do you think it affects how and what you write? Should you mention brand names in your posts? I would love, for example to post the photograph of my son and all his mates posing, as if in a school rugby photo outside their school completely naked with just a can of K Cider each to hide their nether regions. It's hilarious and would be a brilliant advertising campaign for K cider (as would the tattoo on his arse), but that isn't the same as agreeing to have a can of K Cider sitting on the sidebar of my blog at all times. So I'm just going to shuffle quietly out of the door and slink away for a minute. ALTHOUGH I WILL KILL YOU ALL IF, WHEN I COME BACK, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN NOTICED I'VE GONE. I am of course expecting at least 5 comments to be waiting for me. Perhaps I'd better send some to myself, just in case. Back soon x

MARRIAGE, ADULTERY & DIVORCE

Sunday, July 24, 2011

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Apparently there are fewer couples divorcing now that at any time since 1974. Why is that? I have read a few theories of late. One suggested that it was because, for Generation X born between 1965 and 1980 they were so traumatised that many of their own parents got divorced they attempt to avoid doing the same thing themselves. She describes this new breed of "helicopter parents" as those that "having survived the wreckage of split families were determined never to inflict such wounds on our children and the fundamental premise was simple: Kids come first". Another theory is that couples simply can't afford to divorce anymore. Extortionate divorce fees and a difficult housing market means that couples are being forced to live together despite ending their relationship. I know a few couples who are "saving up for divorce" because they can't afford two houses. Currently a third of marriages end in divorce. I heard recently that another third stay together happily married and the final third stay together unhappily married. That is a little depressing - only a third of marriages are happy? Really? I suppose expecting to love and cherish your partner and be loved in return is a pretty big ask and bringing up a happy family is not at all easy. Are modern marriages therefore extraordinary in the expectation that to be happy with the same person over an entire lifetime is still entirely possible? I wonder if both theories apply. Certainly those friend's I have whose parents divorced work very hard to keep their marriages together - I guess if you went through the trauma as a child you would see divorce from a very different perspective. My parents had a very happy marriage so I wasn't scarred. Perhaps that did affect my decision making process. Do you think our expectations for what makes a good marriage are too high? A 2003 study by the psychologist Shirley Glass found that the mores of sexual infidelity are undergoing a profound change. The traditional standard for men - "love is love and sex is sex" is dying out. Increasingly, men and women develop serious emotional attachments with their partners long before they commit adultery. As a result, she found, "infidelity today is much more likely to lead to divorce". I am quite surprised about that because although that is exactly what happened to my marriage I know a lot of marriages who seem to get through an affair - not necessarily very successfully, but they are still together. Hmmm. Interesting food for thought.

NOT WAVING, DROWNING…..

Friday, July 15, 2011

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It's Friday night. My youngest son is now asleep upstairs. It's quiet. Unusually so for my house. Teenage son is still away and probably at a tattoo parlour somewhere in the world and my daughter has gone to a party. I am trying to find a space in my life to think and work some stuff out and make some decisions, but it's virtually impossible. Nothing feels right at the moment. I am living in a war zone and can't find any peace. It shouldn't be like this. Lots of concerned friends have been advising me and trying to help sort out my "plight". The advise couldn't be more varied but I can't seem to find a way to pull together the bits that are going to work for us all so that we can just get on with living. I've had very little sleep this week owing to too much wondering and worrying. Perhaps because my blog voice has gone temporarily quiet and timid I've been writing notes through the night when awake. The sort of notes that at the time you think are EXTRAORDINARY. Little golden nuggets of thought. This morning, however, was a different matter. I had written: "Big muffs are it, like habitat". WTF was I talking about? Complete and utter rubbish. Anyway, here are the top 10 things I've been advised to do this week:- 1. Fictionalise the blog. 2. Name and shame everybody concerned. Myself included. 3. Stand firm and do not lose faith in myself and belief in what I am doing. 4. Don't lose your nerve, you are bigger than this. 5. You are doing others as well as yourself a service. 6. Split up with Builder Bloke (again). 7. Delete the blog. 8. Sell up and move away from everybody involved except my children. 9. Leave the country. 10.Get drunk. So apart from Number 10, I don't know what to do. I really don't. Number 2, the name and shame option was given to me by a lawyer, but I think that's silly advise. Extreme and unnecessary and not at all why I am bothering to write a blog in the first place. I wish my father was still here. He'd tell me what to do. I mistakenly asked my brother for advise in lieu of my father. He replied "to be honest, I really don't know what you should do, but you're right, your blog is really very dull at the moment - sorry". FUCK. HELP. DROWNING. It's not just about the blog. It's about my situation. The adults are all fighting. Which is SO bad for all the children. It's not healthy. We should all be able to find peace in our lives without this constant four way drama. To my mind, at the moment it mostly seems to come down to money. Does everything ultimately come down to money? "If someone says, it's not the money, it's the principle, it's the money" said Kin Hubbard. Is that true? Is money the root of all evil? Or is "the lack of money the root of all evil" as Mark Twain said (didn't he say a lot of clever things?). MAINTENANCE. It is this that appears to be causing the main problem at the moment. I can see both sides. I feel sorry for my ex husband because not only does he have to pay me maintenance for our children but he has to support his new wife and her three children. I also feel sorry for Builder Bloke because he doesn't have any work. He can't pay to support his children which is not a good thing. He doesn't like the fact that his children are supported by my ex husband, but he can't even pay to keep his phone regularly on at the moment, so there's not much he can do about it. The extremes in our situation are causing gaskets to blow, left, right and centre. Maintenance is being used as a power tool and it's a shame. Are there any solutions I wonder? Any suggestions gratefully received. And my thought for the day taken from my Buddhist Offerings book is entirely relevant to all involved:- "We really don't want to stay with the nakedness of our present experience. It goes against the grain to stay present. There are times when only gentleness and a sense of humour can give us the strength to settle down".

DIVORCE HOW TO – DO HOLIDAYS

Sunday, July 10, 2011

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This is proving to be an ongoing nightmare. You would think by now that I'd have got a little more used to the stress of sorting out holidays with and without the children now that I've had a few years practice in being divorced. This year feels almost like the worst so far. I don't know why that is. I have left it all to the last minute because I didn't have everybody's dates available until now. Perhaps its because of all the uncertainty and stress going on around me or perhaps it's because my oldest child had made lots of plans himself which I have had to take into consideration. OR perhaps it's just because, like many people this year I don't seem to have enough money for an overseas holiday with the children. Everything, especially flights are so expensive, which is odd given that Portugal has just been downgraded to "junk status" (which seems just rude to me) and Spain and Italy risk being drawn in to the deepening eurozone crisis if a Greek default does indeed cause a market meltdown. Italy is of major concern at the moment as yields on Italy's government debt hit their highest levels yesterday for nearly a decade. So. I still haven't sorted out my summer plans. Which is frustrating me. Especially given that my kids have already broken up from school and those endless weeks ahead seem to just looooom in a vast empty expanse of mouths saying "I"M BORED!! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY?" . I need to make some plans. Various friends have invited us away with them but for the most part the dates sadly haven't worked - either I've been invited to go away without the children when I have them or vice versa. Builder Bloke always, always goes to Portugal. It's where he has a family villa. This year for the first time he doesn't have access to it, which has caused huge problems for him because his children love going there. We were both looking at places nearby to rent but have recently discovered that their father and his new wife have chosen Portugal for their holiday destination so now I don't want to go. Not because I'm being childish, but because I genuinely don't think it's right for the kids to have two weeks with us and a week with them in the same country - it doesn't make sense. To me it feels like the worst sort of competitive parenting and we've been there, done that in the first year of divorce when we both took them away several times. Also, because they're having a foreign holiday and then a UK holiday with their father, do they actually need a third big one with me? I don't think so. I would love to go somewhere where we can have a good time together and get away (as long as it doesn't involve camping in any way shape or form, unless it's at a festival), but maybe they'd be just as happy staying at home and having a quiet time. Personally I'd like to take them to an Orangutang sanctuary - shame all the bloody orangutangs live so far away. THEN I've got the dilemma of what to do when I'm on my own for the two separate weeks they are away on holiday. MUCH cheaper to get just myself somewhere, but where? What to do? Again, I will probably go and stay with some friends - it's important to be busy when the kids are away or I will just mope about wondering if they're coping without me. I'm on a waiting list for a writing course, but would quite like to go and walk in China or climb a mountain or do something cultural or not do something cultural and lie on a beach for a week - I might even be ready to go and do something by myself as long as it's in a group of "single" (and I say that in the loosest possible terms - not partnerless necessarily - it would have to include those people who don't like going on holiday with their partner, have different interests, different holiday times, bla bla)... Anyone got any bright ideas? I would also be interested to know if anybody has any useful tips for helping the kids get through the minefield of divorced/separated parents and their holiday plans. Arianna Huffington, for example wrote an article about how she and her ex husband successfully manage to go away together with their children every summer and Christmas. I wonder if that would work in our case. Perhaps I should suggest it. All six kids would be happy, their parents would all be in the same place, albeit with swapped around partners. Hmmm.

PEDICURES

Friday, July 8, 2011

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Phew. My youngest child had his 11th birthday yesterday and I think he had a good day. I worry more about their birthdays since I have been divorced for obvious reasons. It is hard to get it right. To know whether to attempt to all get together or work out a way for him to see both parents separately without feeling anxious. Last year the five of us went out for a meal, this year, I'm not sure we would have managed that. Apart from anything else, both his older siblings are away on holiday so it was just him and me in the morning and I was really worried he would be upset. His missing brother and sister had gone to great lengths to make him feel special and I was impressed. The 18 year old had actually bought him a card and a present. He'd apologised for being away and offered him 2 x tennis lessons and 2 x personal training sessions in addition which was very sweet. My daughter texted him throughout the day. He'd had his party the week before when we were all together and my mother was here - a movie party with the surprise arrival of the inordinately popular ice cream van, complete with that wonderfully evocative plinky plonky music that immediately makes me salivate. It even brought out neighbours on my street to buy ice creams. As somebody who has managed to get through a lot of children's parties (43 and counting) I would HIGHLY recommend the Movie Party. All you need is a good DVD, individual bags of popcorn and sweets and somebody to keep popping into the room to calm them down. Then, for the most part you can sit about in another room with your friends and family being smug that you don't have to do much (apart from hoover up much popcorn at the end). After the film you give them all a hot dog and a piece of cake and send them on their way. Job done. They all loved it. So. His birthday list went something like this:- Gun Money Exploderz (Watergun) Phone Fishy Feet Boxing lesson (private) Surprises (lots) Small presents Money He didn't get a gun. His uncle bought him a fab water gun and he did get his phone. He also got a boxing lesson and a few surprises - I bought him a pack of Arsenal playing cards, although, much to his disgust it turned out to be Liverpool so I must go and sort some glasses out for myself soon. We went out for breakfast to Giraffe which is a brilliant restaurant with kids for breakfast. We always have the pancakes. Then we went and bought his new phone and after that we had the fishy feet experience he had requested. A pedicure given by loads of tiny little fish. SO WEIRD. The first 30 seconds were slightly horrific. Tickly and unusual. I wasn't sure, but got used to it. What would happen, I wonder, if you accidentally fell asleep with your feet in the water and woke up the next morning. Would they have carried on eating all your dead skin until you were left with skeleton feet? I was, I have to say slightly worried that they would all float to the top having gorged on all my dead skin, but they seemed to cope admirably. Not sure I liked the idea of another person having to put their feet in that water. Yuk. It worked though. My feet feel very smooth. My son enjoyed it hugely, just for the experience so that was good. I actually can't show you a picture of my feet taken from above because they are so revolting, so here is a shot taken of a friend's feet instead:- and here is my son's hand in the water being nibbled:- After that we went home and set up his phone. His father arrived to collect him at 4pm and off he went to spend the evening with his new family. I think it all worked well for him. He's come a long way this year. After a dodgy start at his new school it all fell into place and I think he's feeling pretty happy with life at the moment. He's managed to lose a lot of weight too. Sheer willpower and some positive reinforcements have helped. He was ready to make it happen, which is half the battle. Last weekend I had 10 EXTRA people staying overnight - it was a massively busy weekend. But in about an hour his father is going to pick him up for the weekend and I'm going to be on my own. From one extreme to the other. I know which one I prefer, however, I'm exhausted so I might just sleep all weekend.

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