Family Affairs

FATHERLY ADVICE

“I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it”. Harry S. Truman Just continuing briefly with the father theme…I mentioned in my previous post that I often thought about what my father might do in a similar situation before making [...]

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ARSEHOLE

Had dinner with my rather sheepish father tonight. We looked at his x-ray and you could see a definite crack at the top of his humerus, which is causing him a lot of pain. Not quite enough pain, mind you to warrant taking the very strong pain-killers that you can’t mix with alcohol, [...]

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BROKEN ARM

My father is in London for the boat show. It has become an annual pilgrimage and my mother has given up coming with him because over the years she has learnt that she really hates him after he has been to the boat show. He always organises various pissed-farty lunches with other blokes who [...]

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