Just driven 9 year old son and his mate home. Conversation in back of car was getting lavatorial, unsurprisingly. Best bit went something like this:-
Mate: “Have you seen the film “Constipation?”
Son: “Who’s in it?”
Mate: “I don’t know, but have you seen it?”
Son: “What rating is it?”
Mate: “I DON’T KNOW. JUST HAVE YOU SEEN IT…I’M TRYING TO TELL A JOKE!”
Son: “OH. No. I don’t think so”.
Mate: “That’s cos it hasn’t come out yet”.
Son: Silence.
Mate: Much laughter “Get it? Constipation? Hasn’t come out yet”?
Son: Nope. No idea what you are talking about.
Mate: Long drawn out explanation as you can imagine.
Mate: Well what about “why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
Son: Dunno
Mate: “To get to the BOTTOM”
October 13th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I love them – going to have to try and remember them (but I'm not very good at remembering jokes…)
October 14th, 2009 at 4:36 am
OK – how about my 9 year old's favourite lav joke?
"Knock, knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Europe"
"Europe who?"
"NO I AM NOT!"
Think about it…!!!!
October 15th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Fabulous fabulous jokes..
Love 'em..
Am going to tell my 80 year old stepfather as he will love 'em too.
Thanks
BM x