Today Andy Murray plays JC Ferrero in the Wimbledon quarter finals. I have been wading through the pages of opinion about who is going to win Wimbledon this year and can’t seem to find the answer.
I know nothing about tennis. I find it about as interesting as watching cricket or playing Pacman BUT, I always know who is going to win. I have a scientific theory about the success rate of each tennis player and it ALWAYS works.
It’s all about the eyes.
Successful tennis players have eyes that are closer together than mere mortals and it’s all about evolution. Eventually the top tennis players will all just have one big eye in the middle:-
SO applying my theory as to who is going to win Wimbledon this year:-
Vs:
I’m sorry, it’s nothing personal, but Murray’s got no chance.
July 1st, 2009 at 3:28 am
Interesting theory!
July 1st, 2009 at 3:55 am
I know I have long loved, admired and watched Roger in AWE!! I enjoyed Andy's match more than many in the past few years. It relit my Wimbledon fire. And as l am on day off today will watch and enjoy the match later.
I am working the weekend so that is a big BUMMER (quite appropriately) but I will have my phone locked into my ear and hopefully no one will notice…
July 1st, 2009 at 3:58 am
Is that becasue they are hunters and not gatherers?
I wouldn't mind spending some quality time discerning whether there is any correlation between chest quality and championship potential.
It might not be science, but I'm sure I'd enjoy it!
July 1st, 2009 at 4:52 am
Interesting theory ! Can't believe that they have scheduled the Hewitt / Roddick match to clash with Murray – I want to be able to watch both …
Looking forward to a nice afternoon in the sun with the radio commentary listening to it allm
July 1st, 2009 at 10:54 am
So next year my money will be on Plankton from Sponge Bob!
July 1st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
just send an email to sazfab@gmail.com and l will copy you in to the info email…and just egt started fromt hat..
saz x
July 1st, 2009 at 1:58 pm
I agree about the eye thing – perhaps it helps focus on the ball! Totally disagree that your theory leaves Murray in the cold! His eyes are REALLY close together!!!
July 2nd, 2009 at 4:18 am
Ooo, I'm no sports fan, but I'd definitely start watching if they had one big eye on their foreheads! What fun x