HA HA – this is funny: Trying To Set A Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50fuckingboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon’tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff50FuckingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

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  1. Ugh. I’ve just had this caper trying to change a password because I couldn’t remember the one my husband set up. I was sent a handful of security questions like “Mother’s maiden name” and “Name of first pet”. I typed them in and it’s telling me they’re not correct. They bloody are. You’d think I would know my mother’s maiden name etc. Now I have to call them and try to prove the account is mine some other way. Waste my time or what?

    • Family Affairs on

      ha ha yes, I’ve had that – sometimes though the mother’s maiden name is what my children have typed in – so it’s my name! So frustrating….

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